10. Graffiti abounds.
9. Always dress up. Where are my stilettos? I have to walk the baby in the park.
8. Even if you don't speak English, you can still listen to American music and wear American tee shirts.
7. Why eat 3 meals a day when you can have 5?
6. Supersize me must have started here--big portions.
5. Promenade on Sunday with family, friends, old and young.
4. If you miss your college drinking days, go to a sideria and sample the hard cider shots, poured into your glass from a height of three feet.
3. Vegetables are optional--didn't see one all week.
2. Stumped on what to serve on your buffet table? Consider this: cook and cure a haunch of an animal, mount it with hoof intact and cover with a towel. Slice as needed.
...and the number one thing I learned about Spanish culture...
1. Tomorrow is another day - manana, manana.
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